Health Secretary admits "we've done sod all for nine months"?

DoH press release: "Health Secretary Patricia Hewitt has today set out progress made so far since the publication of the Our health, our care, our say white paper in January this year, and action needed to deliver on commitments made in the white paper."

Translation: "We wrote a White Paper nine months ago with some commitments in it. We've now produced a report explaining to you about how much work we havn't done in delivering those commitments."

Clearly, the Secretary of State for Health's bowel movements are far more regular than the work she and her department does.