Monday, October 30, 2006

The USB duck hoover

Only in Japan.


Hat Tip: The delightful Tokyomango

6 comments:

Peter Hitchens said...
30-Oct-2006 14:11:00  

Nah if it was for the japanese market it would look like a school girl and suck you off.
Hold on, I have just had a business idea.
Mr Dizzy you're the techie, could a suction device be run from a USB port?

dizzy said...
30-Oct-2006 14:14:00  

that is a suction device. So the answer is yes.

Croydonian said...
30-Oct-2006 15:43:00  

I suppose being a Vacuum Duck is career progression from being a Toilet Duck.

Peter Hitchens said...
30-Oct-2006 16:35:00  

Stupid of me to ask, if it can blow it can suck just reverse the motor.
I only asked as I once saw a "give yourself a blow job" machine in a sex shop, this thing came with an in car jackplug (presumably hands free) just like a mobile phone.
I think we could be onto something here, surely the world is crying out for a device that allows a gentleman to manipulate a mouse and keyboard whilst exploring certain adult themed sites and still experience pleasure without the normal ridiculous juggling?
surely one for the ladies as well.

CityUnslicker said...
30-Oct-2006 18:02:00  

Good pitch PH. Look forward to seeing you on Dragon's den with it

Anonymous said...
30-Oct-2006 23:12:00  

I prefer the USB rockets they sell at Maplin