Pete Burns must be raking in the royalties

To be honest it's becoming a little cliche for me to point out when the Government re-announces money, but what the hell, why should I change the habit of a lifetime? They haven't.

The latest example is from Health Minister Lord Warner, who has "today announced 44.5 million in funding for four new community hospitals and health centres". Read on though and it becomes clear that this is money from an already allocated pot of 750 million.

[insert reference to Dead or Alive tune here]