I couldn't help but chuckle a little when I saw that Jon Cruddas had posted on LabourHome about a new feature on his website called Tell us your Tory Story. The idea is for people to submit their tales of how we're all evil to remind them of the vicious enemy that we are.
It turns out though that we're not the enemy of the people, but the enemy of ducks according to the top post from the "best stories collected so far". Stuart Watkins from Tooting writes,
"There was a duck pond round the corner from me on Tooting Common where the ducks lived quite happily splashing about and small children would go along with their parents. When I passed by the duck pond the other day it had been drained. Tory Wandsworth are obsessed with having low council tax – maybe this is how they cut costs?"Evil tories, drained the pond on Tooting Common? And to think Labour say we're unfit to govern?