Friday, January 11, 2008

Is he going to grow some liberty caps?

John Mann: To ask the Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs how many mushroom composting plants there are in England.

Jonathan Shaw: There are three firms in England producing spawned compost for mushroom growers.
Yeah Mann! Why are the green leather seats suddenly breathing?

6 comments:

Cinnamon said...
11 Jan 2008 20:25:00  

Laff -- is that all you can think of when you hear 'mushrooms'? :-D

Go on, tell us all about the time when you were as happy as a hippy inna cowpad, Mr. Dizzy!

dizzy said...
11 Jan 2008 20:36:00  

Nah when I hear 'mushrooms' I usually think of small green pixies with evil claws that enjoy attacking tents... but that's another story.

kinglear said...
11 Jan 2008 22:03:00  

You need to be careful these days - there are lots of infected mushrooms

dizzy said...
11 Jan 2008 22:10:00  

yes the brown ones I hear. Everyone, don't touch the brown mushrooms!

machiavelli said...
13 Jan 2008 01:51:00  

Personally I'd recommend Mexican Cubensis...

Anonymous said...
13 Jan 2008 15:45:00  

The easy availability of such mushrooms is another freedom our nuLabour masters have denied us forever. Please don't draw attention to the availability of grow kits else the bastards'll ban them next


 

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