So I will post this now and have done with it. I just received a press release for the Department of Health which had the following title.
"Europe's biggest employer - The NHS - pledges to cut its carbon footprint"My first thought? Well that's easy, just let everyone die and then there will be less breathing and thus less CO2 being exhaled. Would save alot of money on beds and employing people. Double bubble!
Now please excuse me, I have prepare for an eternity of hot pokers and general punishment from the might Satan.