Tuesday, September 23, 2008

He said what?

This is from the Labour Party press release website. I am confused.

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What did he say?
Hat Tip: Croydonian

14 comments:

Mostly Ordinary said...
23 Sep 2008 20:46:00  

Blimey, David Ike is right!!!

Quink said...
23 Sep 2008 20:46:00  

Scroll down to the bottom to see what his last words were. I've got a screenshot if they happen to have changed it.

Robert said...
23 Sep 2008 20:46:00  

Now thats what I call a swear word he must have been a brave lad and New that Brownie would use it.

Tayto said...
23 Sep 2008 20:56:00  

That is the most intelligible part of the whole speech

Gareth said...
23 Sep 2008 22:05:00  

Brown being the failed and maladjusted product of educational hot housing shines through.

No one in their right mind starts so many sentences with 'and'.

Plenty of 'i's rather than 'we's too.

Anonymous said...
23 Sep 2008 22:06:00  

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Sam Duncan said...
24 Sep 2008 01:49:00  

Clearly whoever was transcribing the speech lost the will to live. Or fell asleep at the keyboard. Or both.

dizzy said...
24 Sep 2008 05:59:00  

It's not Chrome

No Rwanda on my watch said...
24 Sep 2008 08:49:00  

Some of these African languages are pretty difficult to transcribe, but I get the point: no Rwanda on my watch - except Darfur

Henry Crun said...
24 Sep 2008 09:24:00  

What did the young lad say? "Ow that hurts" probably.

Letters From A Tory said...
24 Sep 2008 09:38:00  

"His last words were "don't worry - the United Nations will come for us".

But we never did. That child believed the best of us only to discover that the pieties repeated so often meant in reality nothing at all. The words "never again" became just a slogan and not what it should be - the crucible in which are values are tested. I tell you, this Labour government will not allow the world to stand by as more than 20,000 children die today from diseases we know how to cure. We will not pass by as 100 million men, women and children face a winter of starvation."

This was followed by lots of bollocks about fairness, followed by the gut-wrenching line: "Understand that all the attacks, all the polls, all the headlines, all the criticism, it's all worth it, if in doing this job I make life better for one child, one family, one community."

*violent projectile vomitting*

Gordon Brown said...
24 Sep 2008 12:33:00  

Makes perfect sense to me; I don't see your point!

Niccolo Machiavelli said...
24 Sep 2008 12:34:00  

Wow that's like when you're on shrooms

Dave said...
24 Sep 2008 13:43:00  

So that's what tractor stats look like


 

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