A motion in Parlaiment from the Labour MP David Drew all about Marmite
That this House applauds the aim of the Welsh Assembly Government of promoting healthier food in schools; is concerned however that councils may be taking this welcome initiative too far by banning Marmite in breakfast clubs in schools; recognises that Marmite is relatively high in salt; but asks for common sense to be applied as a scraping of marmite or equivalent yeast-based spread can be part of a balanced diet, and a ban may be seen as counter productive in the quest for healthy living as it produces negative publicity.Let's watch and see what evil sick weirdo MPs support his motion because of their perverted tastebuds.
At that point a dark mark can be placed against their name for finding a sticky brown yeast based prodcuts enjoyable. Did I mention that Marmite and those who consume it are evil too?
Update: Janet Dean, Labour MP for Burton, ought to support the motion because that is where the Devil's Oil is made.